Kitties and Daffodils

Law school grad, SEC grad, aspiring prosecutor.

I recently adopted the mantra, "People are just doing the best they can; try not to judge them too harshly." Everyone is just trying to be happy, yo.

I talk about Doctor Who, NBC's Thursday night line-up, interspecies friendships, Song of Ice and Fire, my boy, UGA football, positive body image, and generally happy things.

1. An applicant’s Total Scale Score for the Maryland Bar Examination will be computed using
the following formula:
Total Scale Score = (Written Scale Score x 2) + MBE Scale Score

3. An applicant’s Written Raw Score will be converted to the MBE Scale using the following
formula:
Written Scale Score = [(A-B)/C][D] + E, where
A = the sum of the applicant’s raw scores on the 10 essay questions and the MPT
B = the mean of the A values across all applicants
C = the standard deviation of the A values across all applicants
D = the standard deviation of the Maryland applicants’ MBE scale scores
E = the mean of the Maryland applicants’ MBE scale scores
This was when I gave up on trying to figure out my Maryland essay score. WHY CAN’T MARYLAND BE NORMAL, LIKE VIRGINIA, AND JUST SAY, YOUR SCORES HAVE TO AVERAGE SO MUCH?


Just realized that I’m paying $500 a month in student loans, and I’m not even touching the principal.

I’m literally just paying interest every month.

I’m going to be paying for law school for my whole fucking life.

So you plant your own garden and
decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
Jorge Luis Borges (via Swanfeather Songs)

(Source: quote-book)


lifeinbiglaw:

Trying to read and understand your notes from that meeting with the partner?

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Me, when my boss goes down a statutory wormhole to find authority for us to act.

Tequila is made from a cactus so it’s basically a vegetable


lyrique86:

Birthday Mom: I want BLACK Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, BLACK BARBIE.

Boss: Done and done.

And every child at that party believed I was the real Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, The Barbie.  Because black girls can be the star of a franchise too.

windycitydame:

Cyanide & Happiness.
They just get it.

Missed this gem from earlier this week.

windycitydame:

Cyanide & Happiness.

They just get it.

Missed this gem from earlier this week.

My way to totally cut short political arguments.

I am just 100% upfront about my actual opinions.

“Yup, that’s socialism. I’m actually okay with socialism for the most part.”

“Yeah, I do want to take away all your guns. I think people shouldn’t have guns.”

“I actually think it’s okay to say, ‘gee, maybe that organization named after a political movement isn’t a nonpolitical organization and it shouldn’t get tax-free status.’”

Generally whoever I’m arguing with doesn’t have a retort other than, “Are you serious?!” or “That’s stupid!” Then we’re done. Problem solved.

feminaamphibios:

theotherhenryjames:

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the worst

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This, but with cats and chipmunks.

Yesterday, I was walking around and saw a duck, and said, “Hello, duck!” moderately loudly. There were people around. At least one laughed at me.